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Santini Fan's avatar

He’s gross

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Conspiracy Sarah's avatar

Which part? The high waters, adipose gut, or his man boobs? It's a tough call.

Do you think the artificial meat is his secret to maintaining those ample breasts?

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Dr. Hubris's avatar

The man boobs - that is where the artificial milk will come from ; bon appetit 😏!

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Dee's avatar

That was my first thought!

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Connie Lemmincakes's avatar

I’m anti bug and anti exoskeleton.

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texavery's avatar

This crazy ubiquitous fidgeting, which seems to be so characteristic of this guy, always drives me mad.

I think it was Jimmy Dore, who remarked, that such irritating body language is the typical hallmark of a liar, especially when repeatedly touching ones face.

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SoCalGal's avatar

I never see anyone buy Beyond Meat at my SoCal grocery store. They even tried putting in the meat case. I don’t think it’s selling as well as he wishes.

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Dr. Hubris's avatar

I don’t know why you call him “nerd”? He is NOT; he is just a ruthless, criminal, monopolistic maniac/ business lizard-man.

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Amy Loftus's avatar

Anybody with kids here who logged in major hours on Phineus and Ferb? I can't perceive him in any other way except the villain in that, Professor Time. He's so creepy. But creepier is the polite giggle he cued in the audience, and how they complied. 'Oh, how cute, let's all giggle at his selflessness, the money is just an accidental shrug.' Their denial is his protection. I have no patience for that in anyone. yuck

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